Episode 073 – 3 Guys Walk Into a Burger Joint

December 13th, 2011 No comments

It’s been too long, but that’s how shit goes, right?  Today’s episode focuses mostly on a discussion of fast food rankings.  See if you can catch the callbacks to a show that hasn’t aired yet.  Let’s check it out!!!

Well, wasn’t that fun?  Of course it was, and also informative.  Take with you our fast food knowledge and use it for good.  Or not.  What the fuck ever.  Have a comment, addition, or disagreement?  Go fuck yourself.  Or… I suppose you could comment here, email us, or drop a line on the tweets.  Tweets.
Link are on the side over there —->
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Three Guys Live is Back!

December 8th, 2011 No comments

Wondering how to hang out with the guys of Three Guys Walk Into a Bar?  Well you’re in luck, because tonight you can!  December 8th, 2011 around 6:00 PMish, you can actually join us at the bar for a drink, a story, and a few laughs!  That’s fuckin’ great, yeah?  FUCK YEAH!!!  FUS RO DAH, BITCHES!!! Of course, you can’t actually join us.  I mean, c’mon.  The “bar” is really just my second bedroom, and you creepy fuckers ain’t getting in there for shit.  HOWEVER – through the magic that we know as the Internet, you can join us virtually, like some kind of creepy pervert in a the chat room of a saucy webcam.  So won’t you, please, join us on this night of ours to enjoy some good ol’ fashioned awful?  Just click the link below tonight to join in on the fun.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/three-guys-walk-into-a-bar

 

When should you join?  Fuck, I don’t know.  But the mystical powers behind the 3 Guys twitter does.  Click here to follow that for all of the details.

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Episode 072 – Because Why Not

October 10th, 2011 6 comments

Hey folks and welcome back to the madness!  Sorry for the huge delays between episodes, but… it’s fucking free and this isn’t any of our jobs, so be happy for whatever you get when you get it.  Or don’t.  Tell your fuckin’ friends.  Not your family.  Unless they’re down.  You know… “down”.  This episode is considerably less alcohol fueled than normal, but it feels like there’s a decent vibe going on to me.  Here’s some of the shit we get into:

  • Current Events/Fuck Palin
  • Bringing back a classic! – SCARE JACKIE!!!
  • A “listener” writes in
  • We address a relatively recent during show tradition
  • Aaron’s first entry into his own show challenge – Aaron’s Scummy Shit
  • Green Lantern – Blue Squid
  • Jackie has a scummy tip-in
  • Oh, and remember that problem with ustream?  Still goin’.  That’s what the edits are.
  • Shave, ya’ll
  • Ricky needs to explain himself.  Quickly.
  • And maybe Aaron does, too.
  • Aaron’s second entry – Would You Bang Her?
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Episode 071 – Lemme Axe You Boaf

August 3rd, 2011 No comments

It’s the triumphant return of Three Guys Walk Into a Bar!  Keep an eye on your drink, ’cause that spooky guy in the corner wants to slip you a mickey.  For now, just lie back and take it.  On this episode:

Be sure to check out our links on the side (over there ——>), and stand by for some more drippy, sweet, delicious shows.  Additionally, did you know that there’s a search thing up there? Like… top rightish?  Why don’t you type in “emotion” and check out whatever pops up, just for funsies.  Go ahead.  I’ll wait.

Bonusode .7? – Preshow for Episode 071

July 26th, 2011 No comments

In case you miss the live shows, here’s some of the dumbness that takes place while we prepare to funny it up.  Have a good good’n, and expect a new episode soon!

In the mean time, check out the dudes and chicks over there ——–>

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Episode 070 – Gettin’ Good ‘n’ Racist

May 17th, 2011 12 comments

The audio issues continue, but I think it’s about snaked out.  Should be better by the next live show.  Today, we ask an “X” guy.  Well… Aaron asks Ricky and Jackie some racist assed shit.  Today’s home game: Take a shot every time it gets awkward!

  • Return of the Pre-Show?
  • Show opening – if you aren’t dancing, you’re wrong.
  • Who’s banned from the show?
  • Who is you?
  • Aaron tries to pigeonhole Jackie
  • Ricky drops a few bombs.
  • Red-hot-interracial lovin’
  • Aaron loses his place.  Typical.
  • Shit gets real
  • Jackie meets “Blake”
  • Jackie was black.
  • Where’s the black part of the rainbow?
  • On the fly rap song
  • Fats meat is good meat? Listen through to the end.  Seriously.

Come find us at the regular places, and feel free to say things at us!

And be sure to check out or links on the side!

Episode 069 – Current Events From a Few Weeks Ago

May 4th, 2011 2 comments

Hey Internet, how’s it going?  It’s about damned time we went ahead and published an episode of the show, isn’t it?  Well hey, here’s one.

  • A secret message in the opening?
  • Ricky is totally here, right?
  • A message from J.Timbs
  • We talk some vidya gaims and future
  • Oh god, why’d you get Aaron started on NASA and politics?
  • All or nothing
  • When did France get hard?
  • And back to the email
  • Gay questions
  • Wisconcin
  • Japan
  • Charity and Philanthropy and Aaron gets confused about definitions
  • What Ricky said.  That’s what I was going for.
  • UCLA bitch talk a somebooooooooooooooooooooooody
  • Wrap it upish?
And be sure to check out or links on the side!

Hey…

April 13th, 2011 3 comments

You should join us this Friday, April 15th around 9:00 PM for some funsies of a live show havings.  There will be more information on it as we approach, but for now, here’s the ustream link so you’re ready and know where to find it when you need it:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/three-guys-walk-into-a-bar

Why join in for the live show?  Find out – HERE!!!

Join us.  It should be fun.

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Episode 068 – Checkin’ In With the Fella’s

March 22nd, 2011 8 comments

Ah, it’s been too long.  I hope you all enjoy a bit of our delicious cream tonight.  Here’s our us:

  • Guest kicks off the intro
  • Cream and Booze
  • Thanks and Praise
  • Let’s check in with Ricky
  • Let’s check in with Jackie
  • Let’s check in with Aaron
  • The moral of the story – fuck being a good person.
  • “I mean I did beat to it, but… I was young…”
  • How are people not getting this?
  • What do you do if you miss the morning beat?
  • Outtro
And be sure to check out or links on the side!
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Live Stream!!!

March 12th, 2011 3 comments

A little late and a lot amped up!  We’re back, baby!  If you’re around tonight, checking out the site, and somehow completely unaware of our twitter(s), facebook(s), blog(s), audioboo(s), or any other fucking way to find us, here’s the information, captain station…ary…?

http://www.ustream.tv/channels/three-guys-walk-into-a-bar

Above is where you can here us live.  There’s also a live chat, which we plan to monitor, but we’ll see.  You have to create an account and sign in, but come on, that’s not really a big deal.

threeguys.info” isn’t just the name of the site, it’s also our Skype name.  We can’t (currently) take actual phone calls, but we can take your Skype calls.  So if you have a computer with a microphone or some kind of fancy-dancy smartphone, you should be able to get at us.  This is a trial run with this shit, so it might not be perfect, or even work, but fuck it.  We gotta start somewhere, right?  Damn straight.  Now get in there, ’cause we might play a game or ten.

~Management

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Episode 067 – A Whole Bunch of Douche

January 28th, 2011 12 comments

Someone doesn’t have his notes to start the show, so have some fun with a hilariously phoned-in welcoming line.

  • Intro
  • Four Loko
  • Live Stream/Listener Feedback
  • Douche or Not: Cars
  • Side bars include muscle car talk, our first cars, and live listener lovin’
  • Break: My Favorite Indoor Sport
  • King of all Douches: Smoking & Movies Edition
  • Outtro

Episode 066 – Listener Stuffback

January 20th, 2011 7 comments

This is a mostly listener feedback based show, so yeah.  We’re answerin’ some shit.  We’re animals.  Still working on this whole Live Show thing, so the audio is… you know what?  It’s fine.  It’ll get better as I get more used to the things.

Episode 065 – Two and a Half Guys Walk Into a Bar

January 19th, 2011 4 comments

This episode starts with just Jackie and Aaron, testing a live-streaming option and keeping it low key with some discussion-assed discussion.

FYI – 1/??/11 Live Thing! (update)

January 10th, 2011 6 comments

Which, by the by, is a palindrome.  So is 1/10/11.  Anyway, we’re going to give that live show another go with the next recording, which could be some time in the early evening tomorrow (1/11/11, which in case you missed it, is a palindrome… and the end of fucking time).  We’re not 100% on all of the stuff we’re going to use, but right now it seems like some ustream.tv (we’ll have the actual link up when it’s all set up) and maybe a little Skype.  Not so sure about the Skype, as I’ve had problems in the past.  It’s lookin’ pretty good right now, and it would be really great to be able to take calls, so… yeah.  Either way, it would be really rad if a bunch of you joined us live.  LIVE!

As of about noonish on 1/10, 1/11 is about 50/50.  We’ll let you know as we get closer, as we do want to fuck you like an animal.

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Episode 064 – Douche Stories, Round 1

January 7th, 2011 4 comments

Sounds like someone’s makin’ episodes, and I think that someone is us.  This episode has a little bit of everything, to include some quasi-poli-sci tangential bullshit and some fantastically douche-laden stories from dude of the show, Justin “Timberlake”.

  • Intro/Let’s give it to someone special
  • Listener Feedback/Behind the curtain
  • This happens.
  • Which tangent will we stop on?
  • Douche it up with J. Timbs and Aaron in the morning!
  • Sisterlake
  • Spina Bifida girls
  • Plugs
  • Outtro

Episode 063 – Happy New Year, Bitches!

December 31st, 2010 14 comments

Thanks for checkin’ in with 3 Guys and being a part of the 3 Guys Live! test show!  I remember Colm, Mal, D-Bizzle, Jennifer says she was there… sorry if I missed anyone.  Here’s your motha’ fuckin’ New Year’s Eve Special Show-Show!  Now stop complaining about your goddamned Pringle’s can sized dick of yours!

Episode 062 – Guest Rape

December 14th, 2010 9 comments

Hey everyone, how’s it going?  Aaron here again.  We have a special, in studio guest that seems determined to keep us as off-track as possible.  Also, Jackie’s started doing this bit that I’ve started calling “Twinkie-bombing”.  Every time he states someone’s contact info or website as his own – drink.  And I got no idea what’s wrong with my mic’.  Probably too hot.  Enjoy!

  • Opening Song
  • Introduction of new guest
  • Listener Feedback/Contest Talk/”Breezies”
  • Guest gets “Holla’d at”
  • Guest is an MFC troll
  • Guest wants to know how to be a whore
  • EXPLOSIONS!!!
  • “It doesn’t have to feel good to get a boner.”
  • The guest continues to try to control and derail the show.
  • “New” odd foods.
  • Fuckin’-a, Jackie really knows his foods.
  • Can we just have a goddamned outtro?/Plugfest 2010

The First (and only) Annual 3 Guys Condiment Off Begins!

December 3rd, 2010 1 comment

It's The Condiment Countdown, Bitches!

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Episode 061 – MFC

November 29th, 2010 7 comments

In this episode, we’ve got racism, hazing, TWO new segments, and more porn talk than you can shake a stick at.  Admit it, this episode was hand tailored for you.

Episode 060 – SNAP JACKIE!!!

November 23rd, 2010 5 comments

Here’s another show for you bitches to enjoy.  We’re still working out some of the audio issues, but you’re cool, right?  Right.  Alright, let’s get this thing started.

Hit us up with your favorite condiments and questions for SNAP JACKIE!!! (we really need a better name for that)