3 Guys Walk Into a Bar is an ultra-dark comedy show hosted by three off-color jerks. Typical shows include the three fellows shooting the sh*t and drinking booze. Subjects range from news to entertainment, real life to the abstract, and all things sex. It is very explicit and often vile, but if you get the joke, you will want to come back for more.
It’s been too long, but that’s how shit goes, right? Today’s episode focuses mostly on a discussion of fast food rankings. See if you can catch the callbacks to a show that hasn’t aired yet. Let’s check it out!!!
Hovered your courser over the links lately? How’s abouts you check out this one…?
Well, wasn’t that fun? Of course it was, and also informative. Take with you our fast food knowledge and use it for good. Or not. What the fuck ever. Have a comment, addition, or disagreement? Go fuck yourself. Or… I suppose you could comment here, email us, or drop a line on the tweets. Tweets.
Link are on the side over there —->
Be sure to check them out, and follow us on the Twitters:
Wondering how to hang out with the guys of Three Guys Walk Into a Bar? Well you’re in luck, because tonight you can! December 8th, 2011 around 6:00 PMish, you can actually join us at the bar for a drink, a story, and a few laughs! That’s fuckin’ great, yeah? FUCK YEAH!!! FUS RO DAH, BITCHES!!! Of course, you can’t actually join us. I mean, c’mon. The “bar” is really just my second bedroom, and you creepy fuckers ain’t getting in there for shit. HOWEVER – through the magic that we know as the Internet, you can join us virtually, like some kind of creepy pervert in a the chat room of a saucy webcam. So won’t you, please, join us on this night of ours to enjoy some good ol’ fashioned awful? Just click the link below tonight to join in on the fun.
Hey folks and welcome back to the madness! Sorry for the huge delays between episodes, but… it’s fucking free and this isn’t any of our jobs, so be happy for whatever you get when you get it. Or don’t. Tell your fuckin’ friends. Not your family. Unless they’re down. You know… “down”. This episode is considerably less alcohol fueled than normal, but it feels like there’s a decent vibe going on to me. Here’s some of the shit we get into:
Current Events/Fuck Palin
Bringing back a classic! – SCARE JACKIE!!!
A “listener” writes in
We address a relatively recent during show tradition
Aaron’s first entry into his own show challenge – Aaron’s Scummy Shit
Green Lantern – Blue Squid
Jackie has a scummy tip-in
Oh, and remember that problem with ustream? Still goin’. That’s what the edits are.
It’s the triumphant return of Three Guys Walk Into a Bar! Keep an eye on your drink, ’cause that spooky guy in the corner wants to slip you a mickey. For now, just lie back and take it. On this episode:
The show’s over, but feel free to stay through the end of the song
Be sure to check out our links on the side (over there ——>), and stand by for some more drippy, sweet, delicious shows. Additionally, did you know that there’s a search thing up there? Like… top rightish? Why don’t you type in “emotion” and check out whatever pops up, just for funsies. Go ahead. I’ll wait.
In case you miss the live shows, here’s some of the dumbness that takes place while we prepare to funny it up. Have a good good’n, and expect a new episode soon!
In the mean time, check out the dudes and chicks over there ——–>
The audio issues continue, but I think it’s about snaked out. Should be better by the next live show. Today, we ask an “X” guy. Well… Aaron asks Ricky and Jackie some racist assed shit. Today’s home game: Take a shot every time it gets awkward!
Return of the Pre-Show?
Show opening – if you aren’t dancing, you’re wrong.
You should join us this Friday, April 15th around 9:00 PM for some funsies of a live show havings. There will be more information on it as we approach, but for now, here’s the ustream link so you’re ready and know where to find it when you need it:
A little late and a lot amped up! We’re back, baby! If you’re around tonight, checking out the site, and somehow completely unaware of our twitter(s), facebook(s), blog(s), audioboo(s), or any other fucking way to find us, here’s the information, captain station…ary…?
Above is where you can here us live. There’s also a live chat, which we plan to monitor, but we’ll see. You have to create an account and sign in, but come on, that’s not really a big deal.
“threeguys.info” isn’t just the name of the site, it’s also our Skype name. We can’t (currently) take actual phone calls, but we can take your Skype calls. So if you have a computer with a microphone or some kind of fancy-dancy smartphone, you should be able to get at us. This is a trial run with this shit, so it might not be perfect, or even work, but fuck it. We gotta start somewhere, right? Damn straight. Now get in there, ’cause we might play a game or ten.
This is a mostly listener feedback based show, so yeah. We’re answerin’ some shit. We’re animals. Still working on this whole Live Show thing, so the audio is… you know what? It’s fine. It’ll get better as I get more used to the things.
Which, by the by, is a palindrome. So is 1/10/11. Anyway, we’re going to give that live show another go with the next recording, which could be some time in the early evening tomorrow (1/11/11, which in case you missed it, is a palindrome… and the end of fucking time). We’re not 100% on all of the stuff we’re going to use, but right now it seems like some ustream.tv (we’ll have the actual link up when it’s all set up) and maybe a little Skype. Not so sure about the Skype, as I’ve had problems in the past. It’s lookin’ pretty good right now, and it would be really great to be able to take calls, so… yeah. Either way, it would be really rad if a bunch of you joined us live. LIVE!
As of about noonish on 1/10, 1/11 is about 50/50. We’ll let you know as we get closer, as we do want to fuck you like an animal.
Sounds like someone’s makin’ episodes, and I think that someone is us. This episode has a little bit of everything, to include some quasi-poli-sci tangential bullshit and some fantastically douche-laden stories from dude of the show, Justin “Timberlake”.
Thanks for checkin’ in with 3 Guys and being a part of the 3 Guys Live! test show! I remember Colm, Mal, D-Bizzle, Jennifer says she was there… sorry if I missed anyone. Here’s your motha’ fuckin’ New Year’s Eve Special Show-Show! Now stop complaining about your goddamned Pringle’s can sized dick of yours!
Hey everyone, how’s it going? Aaron here again. We have a special, in studio guest that seems determined to keep us as off-track as possible. Also, Jackie’s started doing this bit that I’ve started calling “Twinkie-bombing”. Every time he states someone’s contact info or website as his own – drink. And I got no idea what’s wrong with my mic’. Probably too hot. Enjoy!
In this episode, we’ve got racism, hazing, TWO new segments, and more porn talk than you can shake a stick at. Admit it, this episode was hand tailored for you.
Here’s another show for you bitches to enjoy. We’re still working out some of the audio issues, but you’re cool, right? Right. Alright, let’s get this thing started.
