Three Guys Walk Into A Bar

“Alias” has returned to make us more wide-eyed than ever. I know this is mighty late, so I’ll toss in a bonus. I’d actually apologize, but I was up pretty late, busy with something a lot more important/awesome than working on a podcast. Okay? Too bad. Anyway, great episode and decent bonus. Enjoy.

• Girls diddle themselves? When did this happen?
• About to talk about nethers?
• The soundboard rape is because something was spilled
• Bugs. Yuck. I should have been telling people to get up on the mic
• Random Rickroll
• Off mic: I am not a Republican. & the cutting sound was a cigar cutter.
• THIS JUST IN - BOYS HAVE A PENIS, GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA
• Flee the country bag?
• Off mic: Alias looked through Aaron’s wallet, and played with his hammer. Neither of those are double-speak.
• Back to junk hair.
• Measuring
• She waxes. Fucking awesome.
• This is Aaron. Have I mentioned how much the soundboard annoys me sometimes?
• More about masturbation. Let’s go.
• She doesn’t like The Stones. What’s up with that?
• More ladies need to come forward and admit that they like porn.
• Here are some links. redtube.com SublimeDirectory.com(?), Cowlist.com(?), of course mysfreepaysite.com(win)
• I can’t believe she’s watching porn with us!!!
• Fernando. I decided not to go with it.
• Lots of porn talk, I still don’t know what “Gonzo” is.
• Just to make sure you understand, none of the sites we mention in this show are safe for work, unless you work in a porn store
• Am I right? Did you grow out of girl-girl? Do you want more penis?

So here are the things that “Alias” was messing with during the show: Aaron’s bass, Aaron’s wallet, Aaron’s hammer, Aaron’s… I could make a dirty joke, but I’ll let you draw your own dirty pictures. The show takes place in Aaron’s room, so it was bound to happen.

 

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