Episode 027 - The Facial Hair Extra
Today’s show features a double-wide pre-show. It’s pretty dumb. You know what a word association test is? Well, Jackie and Derek have what I can only describe as a word dis-sociation-off while I try to set up the audio. King of mediocre paradigm shifts. Then we talk about the Hitler Table, and how I obviously drink at it too much.
- The Gerald Family
- Aaron cheats at the pre-show
- Zuiikin Girls
- Let’s actually start the show. It means not shit.
- Take anything you want!
- The point is?
- Side note: Aaron doesn’t have curtain rods.
- I was rubbed by three guys…
- The facial hair quiz!
- Amazon’s Food is Squirtin’ Jackies Wiggles.
- And an awkward wrap-up

I think I have a bad case of diarrhea.
In that case, sir, take anything you want.
Listening to that English lesson background song makes me want to play Pilot Wing 64.
Wait… did you guys make a Tragically Hip (got my spine I got my Orange Crush) joke… I thought that would only be made by a Canadian.
I don’t understand why we would have to be Canadian…
It’s because that’s what we strive to be: French.
No, MMD, it was a reference to REM’s song “Orange Crush.” Though, if watching that movie gets me closer to attaining true Canadianism, then I guess I’ve got to Q it up.
Oh, now I get it. Lame, obscure movie reference. Yeah. Douche. Oh, and Simon, now that you’ve said that, I can’t get pilot wings out of my head. It’s maddening.
nevermind i confuse the hip and REM a lot…. the hip is a band only popular in canada that’s why I was so confuse…