Twinkie Beyond: The Podcast

Twinkie Beyond:  The Games List.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Seriously.  Go Grab the Loot, dick riders!  The loot is my junk.
• READ MY ARTICLES, YOU BITCHES! – Don’t Friend Me:  An Introduction to an Anti-Social Gamer.
• Cookie cakes are the shit.
• Rock Band parties are the shit.
• Carvel is the shit.
• I can’t stop playing Modern Warfare 2.
• Limbo ain’t that great.
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 136 - The Rock Limbo.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twinkie Beyond:  The Games List.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Seriously.  Go Grab the Loot, dick riders!  The loot is my junk.
• READ MY ARTICLES, YOU BITCHES! – Don’t Friend Me:  An Introduction to an Anti-Social Gamer.
• Why haven’t I been podcasting?
• Fuck you.  That’s why.
• The games that will keep me off of Modern Warfare 2.
• I beat Red Dead Redemption.  Spoiler:  It’s about cowboys.
• Other video games I’m gonna play.
• Stuff I intend to do in August.
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 135 - The Games List.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twinkie Beyond:  The Random Canadian Love.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Seriously.  Go Grab the Loot, dick riders!  The loot is my junk.
• READ MY ARTICLES, YOU BITCHES! – Don’t Friend Me:  An Introduction to an Anti-Social Gamer.
• “Twinkie Beyond” is a stupid name.
• MOST RANDOM EPISODE EVER, FOREVER.
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 134 - The Random Canadian Love.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twinkie Beyond:  The Doctor.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Seriously.  Go Grab the Loot, dick riders!  The loot is my junk.
• READ MY ARTICLE, YOU BITCHES! – Don’t Friend Me:  An Introduction to an Anti-Social Gamer.
• I go to the dermatologist.
• Being healthy is for losers.
• Quote of the episode:  edited out.
• I didn’t mean to rent from GameStop this time…
• Super Street Fight IV is great.
• Red Dead Redemption is greater.
• Hit me up on 360!!! – “Twinkie Beyond“
• There sure are a lot of shownotes for a fifteen minute episode.
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 131 - The Doctor.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twinkie Beyond:  The Loot.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Grab the Loot, dick riders!
• READ MY ARTICLE, YOU BITCHES! – Don’t Friend Me:  An Introduction to an Anti-Social Gamer.
• Modern Warfare 2 article is beating me like spousal abuse is going out of fashion.
• I sound like I’ve edited this episode with my voice starting and stopping.
• Quote of the episode:  “…I beat the shit out of my wife.  Mainly while she’s sleeping.”
• Bloggers?  Ugh.
• Red Dead Redemption all day tomorrow!
• Hit me up on 360!!! – “Twinkie Beyond“
• Teach me cowboy slang!
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 130 - The Loot.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twinkie Beyond:  The I’ma Hit Your Car.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• BEST EPISODE IN MONTHS!!!  Tell your friends and your hot cousins!!!
• Are you new?  What the fuck?
• I hate getting my hair cut.
• I hate mowing the lawn.
• I hate washing dishes.
• I’ma touch your kids.
• Quote of the episode:  “My breasts are way too big for that dude.”
• If you like that kind of humor, hit up www.threeguys.info.
• So I work at Arby’s.  So what?
• I hate traffic.
• I’ma hit your car.
• Drinking in Baltimore.
• I’ma hit your car again.
• Cheating GameStop…again.
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 129 - The I'ma Hit Your Car.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twinkie Beyond:  The Racist Sk8er.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Warning:  There is a LOT of slurring and incoherency in this episode.
• Babble about how it’s okay to hate people.
• Tangent:  Politics is be dumb.
• Racism.  Whatever.
• Unoriginal, racist(?) skater kid.
• Jackie threatens teenagers across the globe.
• I want to fight.
• Don’t drink and shop.
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 127 - The Racist Sk8er.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twinkie Beyond:  The Racism?  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• I ain’t is be in Howard County, Maryland no mo’.
• Racism (in the scared way) of Asians?
• Last run-in with the Whore Upstairs.
• Fuck my condo association.
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 126 - The Racism?: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twinkie Beyond:  The Modern Whore-fare.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Your favorite podcast in the world is back.
• Modern Warfare 2 talk.
• Tangent:  professional gaming is retarded.
• Tangent:  fuck Haiti.  Isolation rules!
• You’re a little creepy.
• Movin’.
• Consideration when living in a condominium/apartment.
• Tangent:  the Olympics are retarded.
• Not a day goes by that I don’t wish paralyzation on the whore upstairs.
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 125 - The Modern Whore-fare.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twinkie Beyond:  The Whore Upstairs.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

• Live in studio!!
• THE WIFE-FRIEND!
• Interview with the Wife-Friend about confrontation with the whore upstairs.
• TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 

 Episode 124 - The Whore Upstairs.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download