Episode 128 – The FFXIII FTW.

Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

Twinkie Beyond:  The FFXIII FTW.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

  • GameStop store return policy.
  • Internet memes and acronyms piss me off.
  • Trying to get home.
  • Final Fantasy XIII.
  • Rock Band.
  • “Indie bands” suck.
  • Flight of the Conchords.
  • Lady Gaga.
  • Home-ownership?
  • House party?
  • The ending gets cut off.  I got a phone call.  Hooray.
  • TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 
icon for podpress  Episode 128 - The FFXIII FTW.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Episode 127 – The Racist Sk8er.

Posted in Episodes | No Comments »

Twinkie Beyond:  The Racist Sk8er.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

  • Warning:  There is a LOT of slurring and incoherency in this episode.
  • Babble about how it’s okay to hate people.
  • Tangent:  Politics is be dumb.
  • Racism.  Whatever.
  • Unoriginal, racist(?) skater kid.
  • Jackie threatens teenagers across the globe.
  • I want to fight.
  • Don’t drink and shop.
  • TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 
icon for podpress  Episode 127 - The Racist Sk8er.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Episide 126 – The Racism?

Posted in Episodes | 3 Comments »

Twinkie Beyond:  The Racism?  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

  • I ain’t is be in Howard County, Maryland no mo’.
  • Racism (in the scared way) of Asians?
  • Last run-in with the Whore Upstairs.
  • Fuck my condo association.
  • TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 
icon for podpress  Episode 126 - The Racism?: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

RIP Nujabes.

Posted in General | 3 Comments »

Rocking “Aruarian Dance” in memory of a musical artist that changed my outlook on life and started this whole “Twinkie Beyond” thing.

You knew it was “Twinkie Beyond” when that soft flute started and that sweet drum beat kicked in.  A welcome to, what was back in 2005, another innocuous episode of a 21-year old kid recanting the goings-on of his weekend.  The sweet sound of snare and woodwind would carry “Twinkie Beyond” (the podcast) well into its “second season.”  It made a brief reappearance in this podcast’s third and/or fourth “season.”

It was a trademark, I guess, of this podcast.  Nujabes, the independent hip-hop genius who made that tune’s dead now.

Ain’t got much more to say about it.  Not sure if you can tell when you listen to this podcast, but I’m a very insular person and I don’t like explaining my motives.  Let’s just leave it as this:  before you ever “met” “Jackie, a 20-X year-old guy living in Central Maryland,” I was a total asshole who did shitty things to shitty people and had tunnel vision when it came to life.  Nujabes’ music opened my eyes (almost religiously, even) and my taste in music.

Since the very beginning of the podcast, I’ve had tons of e-mails/Skype conversations/etc., asking who the background music was by.  I was always hesitant to say because his music was…I don’t know…”mine.”  At least, I felt it was “mine.”  You know how when somebody claims to know more about your wheelhouse and you wanna punch them in the mouth?  Yeah.

I remember when Jake of The HadoKings asked me if they could use “Just Forget” (TB’s opening song) in an episode of theirs’.  I was like “sure, it ain’t my song,” but when I heard it on episode one of The HadoKings, my heart sunk.

I hated telling people about Nujabes.  I still do.  He’s one of those artists that I hate hearing outside of the confines of my own iPod.  I’ll play the music at work or in my car for others to listen, but I only want them to walk away with the impression of the tune and not the artist’s name.  Kind of like LiVE; remember that rant?  I’ll straight walk out of a room that’s playing Lightning Crashes or The Dolphin’s Cry.  I just can’t stand it.

Look, I get it.  Other people like Nujabes too.  Maybe some of you had known of him before you known of me.  Doesn’t make it any less angsty for me.

The point is this sucks, but I’m not gonna be one of those stupid people who still mourns for Kurt Cobain or Jimi Hendrix.  Stupid kids.

Twinkie Beyond:  The Podcast.  Your original source for Nujabes music.

~ Jackie

 
icon for podpress  Nujabes - Just Forget: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Episode 125 – The Modern Whore-fare.

Posted in Episodes | 3 Comments »

Twinkie Beyond:  The Modern Whore-fare.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

  • Your favorite podcast in the world is back.
  • Modern Warfare 2 talk.
  • Tangent:  professional gaming is retarded.
  • Tangent:  fuck Haiti.  Isolation rules!
  • You’re a little creepy.
  • Movin’.
  • Consideration when living in a condominium/apartment.
  • Tangent:  the Olympics are retarded.
  • Not a day goes by that I don’t wish paralyzation on the whore upstairs.
  • TWITTER!!! – http://www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 
icon for podpress  Episode 125 - The Modern Whore-fare.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Twitter

Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

Twitter crush.

www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Blog posts

Posted in Video Game Editorial | No Comments »

I should use this blog for something if I’m not putting out podcast episodes.  This will be a space for “content” that’s too long/detailed for Twitter.  Hooray.

Simple as that.  I’ll have a new blog post every other day or so.  Hooray.

What sparked this?  This and only this:  I still don’t get why people hated “Bubsy.”  That is all.

Update – 02.19.2010

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

I can’t believe you’re on this website.  And reading it, no less.  I’m sure there is an assortment of better podcast and Flash game sites you could be perusing right now.

You know what?  Maybe not.  I am pretty amazing.

An update for you suckahs who actually frequent this site–for whatever reason–and don’t leave comments–’cause you’re jackasses.  Major life changes of the non sexual-transformation type have been happening.

One out of one this guys thinks that life takes crazy precedence over talking to himself for the “entertainment” of random people in the world that he feels would like to wear his skin.  I hate using the term “hiatus” as, in the podcasting world, it’s thrown around WAY too often.

Let’s just leave it at this:  I’m doin’ shit.  You ain’t part of it.  www.twitter.com/twinkiebeyond

Every episode, I told you to follow.  And now it’s private.  So eat a dick.  Luv ya’!

~ Jackie

Episode 124 – The Whore Upstairs.

Posted in Episodes, Wife-Friend Edition | No Comments »

Twinkie Beyond:  The Whore Upstairs.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 
icon for podpress  Episode 124 - The Whore Upstairs.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Episode 123 – The Roots.

Posted in Episodes | No Comments »

Twinkie Beyond:  The Roots.  This episode fueled by iPhone 3GS’s Voice Memo app.  In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics:

Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com!

~ Jackie

 
icon for podpress  Episode 123 - The Roots.: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download